April 2013
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Sylv: how do you send a gift to someone, who lives across the street, with out sending it through postage yet not seem creepy by getting into the apartment building that's coded?
Me: Ring the doorbell.
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Lookin’ fo a sugah daddy to take me to Outside Lands…
March 2013
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I learned that I phone home (A.T. phone home kekeke) twice as much as usual during the last two weeks of a quarter. It’s just so comforting to hear Mom tell me about how many boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios she bought for me, or ask me if I finished all my veggies yet.
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February 2013
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Every time I come back to SF, the city surprises me with a new level of ratchet.
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WTF Spotify
Why is N*ggas in Paris playing on Alice in Chains Radio?
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Thanks, google hangout.
Set the table for six, for the two missing sibs. Realized it is 2013 and we can eat LNY dinner together even with 1,256 miles between us. BAM! Laptop on dining table in their usual dining spots. Grandma so cute thinking computer is broken because brother did some unnecessary dance moves. Now I know I made the right decision when I decided to come home.
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I would just like to thank my homegirl Sally for giving me these noise-cancelling earphones. Without them, I would not survive in this house full of loud Chinese adults.
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GOING TO SEE PHOENIX WITH MY BEST FRIEND/HOUSEMATE. WE USED TO SING/DANCE TO LISZTOMANIA IN THE DORM. AND WE STILL DO. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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January 2013
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New Year's Eve
We butchered Beyonce and Alicia Keys. But we murdered TayTay Swift and JB. Pretended to be bartenders, and proved that laughter is contagious. Fangirled for momma Luo, who sang old school Teresa Teng. I was Jasmine, and you were Aladdin. We were each other’s backup singers and backup dancers. I was the Furnace. Finally, we counted down and toasted the New Year.
Soon after, it was lights out...
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December 2012
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It took six years, but...
Brother: Alright, Ash, I did it.
Me: What?
Brother: WE ARE FINALLY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK!
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